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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:43 am
 


Title: Celery juice trend fills Instagram feeds, sells drinks but dietitian warns of 'elaborate lie'
Category: Health
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2019-02-19 08:40:19
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:43 am
 


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The craze began when a man, who has no scientific or medical background, started promoting an idea that came to him in a dream. For a quick-fix to health issues, Anthony Williams told his followers to drink a glass of celery juice each morning on an empty stomach.

He's known for saying spirits reveal to him life-changing health practices.


ROTFL

But it has to be better than that trend of doing lines of cinnamon off a bathroom mirror.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:44 am
 


I prefer the Soy Sauce cleanse.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:47 am
 


llama66 wrote:
I prefer the Soy Sauce cleanse.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:14 pm
 


Well, if you truly believe something like this will help you with whatever ails you it probably will.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:09 pm
 


PT Barnum was eternally right when he said “There’s a sucker born every minute. “


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:02 pm
 


I'm not a sucker.. I think my soy sauce cleanse works. I also think I can travel through time with soy sauce, I once drank a litre.. I closed my eyes and when I opened them... I was 6 months in the future! (And I had lost 60 lbs)


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:15 pm
 


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Have you been trying to figure out a way to cut calories while boosting your libido? Consider adding some celery to your diet. Guys have been eating celery in order to cure their impotence since at least the 18th century, and to be completely crass about the entire thing - guys in porn eat a bunch of celery in order to build up semen volume. Sorry that you had to read that sentence.


Well I'm sold. :D


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Androstenone (5α-androst-16-en-3-one) is a steroidal pheromone. It is found in boar's saliva, celery cytoplasm and truffle fungus. Androstenone was the first mammalian pheromone to be identified. It is found in high concentrations in the saliva of male pigs, and, when inhaled by a female pig that is in heat, results in the female assuming the mating stance. Androstenone is the active ingredient in 'Boarmate', a commercial product made by DuPont sold to pig farmers to test sows for timing of artificial insemination.


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