[1andonly]

This may fail miserably, or be a real laugh,
we try to create the longest forum topic ever with no relevance at all...

Being offtopic is the whole idea !

Rules:

Each post must be at least 5 words in length
Each post must bear no relation to the previous post, or any logical link to anything anyone else has said

Enjoy or ignore, the choice is yours...




so who's up first, remember your reply to this musn't make any sense !!

[hurley_108]

I like marshmallows best when they've dried out a little bit. Then they're nice and chewy.

[Sherminator333]

Donuts are not meant for feeding to Fish, how can you suggest such a thing? I mean, that is so unfair to our water borne brethren.

[hurley_108]

Plush carpet is better than berber if you've got cats. Their claws will snag anyways, but you won't wind up with a whole carpet-wide thread torn out.

[Abbas]

Are dogs rats or rats dogs or they are both the same?

[1andonly]

Never say " F*CK IT " .......... to PHOTOBUCKET !!!

[Ripcat]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Arctic_Menace]

I can resist everything except temptation...

[Ripcat]

I hate forum topics that have spelling errors. Sense is spelled s-e-n-s-e.

[jazzman]

Why do forums like this always attract retards anyway ?.

[Ripcat]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

[hurley_108]

S 25.345422, E 131.034966

[BartSimpson]

Abbas is a moderate muslim.

[Scrappy]

I choked on a cherry pit and then I saw a rare horned owl hitchhiking at the end of my driveway. Twas a sight to see.

[2Cdo]

The sixth, sick sheiks sixth sheep is sick!