Answers to statistics
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• 0.3 per cent of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose.
but 37 accidents are caused by elk returning from a "lodge meeting"
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• 13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them
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But 147,000 get FREE Product
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• 4 per cent of the U.S. population are vegetarians
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Luckily only .001% of the population are Canibals they eat vegans cuase they taste like tofu.
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• 40 per cent of cat and dog owners carry pictures of their pets in their wallets
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80% of women in berverly hills carry thier dog in their purse.
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• 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.
80% of men when hit by said footwear report immediately to the hospital.
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• 50 per cent of bank robberies take place on Fridays.
100% of hold ups involve a criminal who wants something you have... now...
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• 70 per cent of all boats sold are used in fishing.
100% of old leaky cargo ships are owned by chinese gangs for the importantion of people from China
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• 90 per cent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
10% of women miss the greatest savings. 100$ of men bitch whine and complain about being in the store.
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• A car is stolen every 30 seconds in the U.S
.Another stolen car is inadvertantly dumped everey 20 seconds.
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• About 200 babies are born worldwide every minute.
About 500 are pooping thier pants right now....
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• Approximately 97.3978271128 per cent of all statistics are made up
.give or take 3% 15 times out of 20.
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• Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40,320 ways to rearrange the other eight reindeer.
With Rudolph out in front 100% of the other rain deer only have one view the entire trip
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• August is the month when most babies are born
.November has a lot of fucking going on... stop that right now... thats digusting...
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• The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day.
90%of them involve the words Why ( fill in blank)
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• The average adult spends about 12 minutes in the shower per day
.Except for that one day a week.. Clubbin' eddy or dialing the old rotary phone"
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• The average person keeps old magazines for 29 weeks before they throw them out
. the unusual person puts them in a box in cellophane wrapping in the basement.
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• The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day.
Duh Uhm huh and Eh don't count... but F**K SH*T Mother F**cker do count.
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• The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The unusual person spends his time away from all distractions.
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• The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic lights to change.
the unusual person drives through red and yellow lights
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• Children between the ages of two and seven, on average, colour for 28 minutes every day.
when was this study done 1962....
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• Couples who marry in January, February and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.
people married in Jan, Feb and March snould have thier heads examined 3 times
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• [b]Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada has the largest number of bars per capita than anywhere else in the world.[/
b]
Consequently Halifax has the largest number of drunks.
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In Calcutta, 79 per cent of the population live in one-room houses.
In vancouver 100% of apartment renters in oe bedrooms live alone.
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• It would take more than 150 years to drive a car to the sun
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but where would you park it.. it is the sun you know.
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The longest kiss on record lasted 130 hours and two minutes
. Longest Fuck 5 minutes 37 seconds
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Married men tip better than unmarried men
. married men flirt more but unmarried guys get more pussy.
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Men are 1.6 times more likely to undergo by-pass heart surgery than women
. that because women are KILLING US.
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• The most hazardous season: summer
.least hazerdous.. any season you are just resting..
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Odds of being killed by a dog: one in 700,000
odds of biting the dog 10%
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Odds of being killed by a tornado: one in 2,000,000.
odds of seeing a tornado just before it kills you... one in three. one is praying the other is watching you get swept away.,
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Odds of being killed by falling out of bed
: one in 2,000,000. Odds of being killed by a falling bed about the same...
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Odds of being killed in a car crash: one in 5,000 odds
of being killed in a car crash caused by a falling bed from a tornado you did/ didn't see...1 in 29000000000
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Odds of being murdered: one in 20,000
.odds of being manslaughtered a little better.
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Odds of dying in the bathtub: one in 1,000,000
.if you stay at bates motel 1 in 16
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Qatar has the lowest death rate in the world at 1.6 deaths for every 1,000 persons.
Iraq people are dying f**King everywhere.
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The record for the world’s worst driver is shared by (1) a 75-year old man who received 10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road 4 times, committed 4 hit-and-run offences and caused 6 accidents, all within 20 minutes on 15 Oct 1966; and (2) a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August 1970 (by that time she had spent over $1,000 in lessons and could no longer afford to buy a car
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WHY the F**K are we allowing people like this on the road driving is a privilidge not a right 100% of the time
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The safest age of life is 10 years old
. unsafest is just before and just after.
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Sweden has the least number of murders annually
. Norway has more swedes killed yearly than sweden does.
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Women shoplift more than men – the statistics are four to one. Men get away with more expensive stu
ff. Women tend to lift fragrance and clothing. Men look for high end stuff. (professional observation Loss prevention officer 5 years)
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• You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
Unless your in the states no reported MAD COW.. but if your swimming with your lucky cow... wham shark attack everytime...
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