[Newsbot]

Title: Taliban vows attack on White House
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-03-31 22:26:26

[llama66]

wow. morons. its too bad your attack will fail more horribly then the time I tried to climb the empire state building.

[ShepherdsDog]

How is Mustapha going to get his donkey over the ocean? Then again he might hit the G20 coference in London. Wouldn't it be ironic if they blew a crowd of anarchist vandals pawning themselves off protestors? If it's a suicide bomber, then it's two birds with one bomb.

[Bacardi4206]

ROFL, first of all if you are planning a attack on the white-house way to keep it a secret. Now the Secret Service is going to beef up the security limiting your success.

Secondly the white house is impossible to get into. Specificly with weapons and explosives or in general.

There is no way some Johny Taliban from Pakistan can manage to get explosives passed all that security. Metal Detectors, Explosive Detectors, hundreds of well trained security guards. Plus I believe Military as well.

Also when will these terrorist learn? If you want to retaliate against U.S. Missle strikes in Pakistan. Why attack a Pakistani police academy that means nothing to the united states?

[kenmore]

Dont think there aren't cells working away both here and in the US.. the terrorist issue is not over. these people have an agenda .. the trojan horse theory.. infiltrate then trike.. they wont need to bring a donkey. its the enemy within the borders that will act.

[romanP]

These guys haven't read Sun Tzu, have they? Oh, right.. only Quran. Only Quran.

[PENATRATOR]

kenmore kenmore:

Dont think there aren't cells working away both here and in the US.. the terrorist issue is not over. these people have an agenda .. the trojan horse theory.. infiltrate then trike.. they wont need to bring a donkey. its the enemy within the borders that will act.

Not to mention FLQ sympathisers in the Bloc

[ManifestDestiny]

Hey Obama wants to open up talks with the Taliban????

Welcome back Carter!

[Chumley]

kenmore kenmore:

.. infiltrate then trike..

Ahah!! You're brilliant!
Notice that you never see any trikes around anymore??
The terrorists have them all!
They have a trike force!!!

[Public_Domain]

Good luck with that.

[mtbr]

kenmore kenmore:

Dont think there aren't cells working away both here and in the US.. the terrorist issue is not over. these people have an agenda .. the trojan horse theory.. infiltrate then trike.. they wont need to bring a donkey. its the enemy within the borders that will act.

scary shit

[SigPig]

kenmore kenmore:

Dont think there aren't cells working away both here and in the US.. the terrorist issue is not over. these people have an agenda .. the trojan horse theory.. infiltrate then trike.. they wont need to bring a donkey. its the enemy within the borders that will act.

This is the White House we are talking about here. These guys sill not be able to get anywhere near the thing to do any kind of damage acting from inside the country or not. Plus I don't think advertising their intentions was the smartest thing ever.

[SigPig]

Chumley Chumley:

kenmore kenmore:

.. infiltrate then trike..

Ahah!! You're brilliant!
Notice that you never see any trikes around anymore??
The terrorists have them all!
They have a trike force!!!

[DundasBill]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

ROTFL

Good luck with that.

I'm surprised you didn't offer to help them out.

[stemmer]

All the more reason why we must stay in Afghanistan and fight these thugs...!!!!!!