Kim Kardashian files for divorce from Kris Humphries

She's back on the market! Yayyyyyy!

You're kidding?

You're kidding?

A man can dream.

Why can't she make decent quality porn, and actually earn some fame? That'd be nice.

You're kidding?

A man can dream.
What I mean is that NO amount of hotness can ever justify that personality of hers.
I'm even sick of looking at her now... or any other in that family.

Make sure you have all of your shots.

Make sure you have all of your shots.


C'mon, she can't be any worse than some of the things I've woken up with in foreign ports can she?

Besides, I've always liked the view from the stern of a carrier.

I guess she only talked dirty till she said "I do."

A man can dream.
What I mean is that NO amount of hotness can ever justify that personality of hers.
I'm even sick of looking at her now... or any other in that family.

What I want her for does not require talking. Or listening. I've been married, I know how to tune out 'stations' I don't want to listen to.

I know what you mean though. I don't watch her show, but I caught a bit of it flipping channels. She is the most conceited stuck up bitch in 3 hemispheres, but I'd still do her till my heart gave out.

She's divorcing from a half African-American guy who's 6'9" and 235 pounds.

You sure you wanna go there?

Woo hoo!

This issue is very important because of

The star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. Without serious surgical intervention "'dat ass" will be "lard ass" in ten years. Perhaps less.

Gravity, what a stinker. Breasts have the same problem.

it'll help keep the wrinkles off her face.