[ShepherdsDog]

Mr C was on the radio? Wait ....I don't think he can speak for other men, since he's turned in his testicles. Waiting to hear when he starts hormone therapy for his pre-op phase.

[martin14]

andyt andyt:

ON the radio a male interviewer called Marc Lepine the embodiment of maleness, as in he represents all of us, we're all guilty of killing those women. Unbelievable. And no, not the CBC.

Hmmm, that's funny, I was there that day, I don't remember pulling the trigger.

So I'll decline the guilt, thanks.

[andyt]

But you are part of the patriarchy that created Marc Lepine and made it open season on women. You don't need to actually pull the trigger to by guilty here.

[andyt]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

But are we really special in any way? Who the hell knows. The way things are looking rather "Book of Revelation-y" these days, I'm becoming more and more inclined to believe we're actually some fucked-up experiment.

Relax, people have been saying things are looking revelation-y long before the book was written. The explanation why we might kill ourselves off or just create a hell on earth is easily explained by biology, no supernatural guy(s) in the sky required.

[martin14]

andyt andyt:

But you are part of the patriarchy that created Marc Lepine and made it open season on women. You don't need to actually pull the trigger to by guilty here.

Yes, yes, I know the bullshit routine, and how full of nonsense it is.
It just doesn't work on me.

Obviously PD swallows it hook, line and sinker.

[ShepherdsDog]

He's guilty of every bad thing that's happened to everyone on the planet.

[andyt]

Yes, yes He is.

[PluggyRug]

A feminist joke.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?"


Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

[raydan]

I think that The Trailer Park Boys imposes impossibly idealic standards on us men.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

andyt andyt:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

But are we really special in any way? Who the hell knows. The way things are looking rather "Book of Revelation-y" these days, I'm becoming more and more inclined to believe we're actually some fucked-up experiment.

Relax, people have been saying things are looking revelation-y long before the book was written. The explanation why we might kill ourselves off or just create a hell on earth is easily explained by biology, no supernatural guy(s) in the sky required.

You relax. The last two paragraphs of my previous post were more tongue in cheek than anything.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

PluggyRug PluggyRug:

A feminist joke.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?"


Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Not at all. In fact, that rib is more important than you think. Did you know that radio was first mentioned in the Bible? God took a rib from Adam and turned it into a loudspeaker.

[BartSimpson]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

What value do these ads provide society, other than being appealing to the male eye?

They end up providing revenue to government and jobs to other people. That's why ad campaigns are worth so much money is because they generate even more money for shareholders and workers alike.

[andyt]

BartSimpson should have BartSimpson should have:

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

What value do these ads provide society, other than being appealing to the male eye?

They feed the consumerist system, without which we'd have no economy. Of course the US oligarchy is impoverishing the majority of consumers, so there won't be much of an economy anyway.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

I think that The Trailer Park Boys imposes impossibly idealic standards on us men.

^^ That.

I've tried to play street hockey, or have a car accident without spilling my rum & coke, and it's just impossible.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

I think that The Trailer Park Boys imposes impossibly idealic standards on us men.

^^ That.

I've tried to play street hockey, or have a car accident without spilling my rum & coke, and it's just impossible.

Then yer not a true Canadian. Now get out!