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Leaning Tower of Dallas survives explosives and comically small wrecking ball
Admirers of the Leaning Tower of Dallas can relax because the viral landmark isn't going anywhere quickly.
Since Feb. 16, the core of the 11-storey building has been leaning to one side after explosives were detonated inside and it survived.
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Admirers of the Leaning Tower of Dallas can relax because the viral landmark isn't going anywhere quickly.
Since Feb. 16, the core of the 11-storey building has been leaning to one side after explosives were detonated inside and it survived.
Now i
Saudi minister: 'We don't have a history of murdering our citizens'
The brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the hands of Saudi state agents sparked international outrage, tarnishing Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's global charm offensive and deterring, for a short time at least, foreign investors.
While Ri
The brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the hands of Saudi state agents sparked international outrage, tarnishing Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's global charm offensive and deterring, for a short time at least, foreign investors.
While RiWisconsin police warn of 'highly addictive' Girl Scout cookies coming to town
Wisconsin police are warning residents of a 'highly addictive substance' arriving in their neighbourhoods as the sale of Girl Scout cookies begins.
Wisconsin police are warning residents of a 'highly addictive substance' arriving in their neighbourhoods as the sale of Girl Scout cookies begins.Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police.
Funny | 81704 hits | 12:20 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police.
Patriots Release Tom Brady to Pursue CFL OpportunitiesFunny | 81554 hits | 3:07 PM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Police therapy dog caught hoarding charity drive toys
Officers with the Franklin Police department had worked diligently to collect toys for needy children this holiday season, but noticed that some of those toys were disappearing. The culprit turned out to be their own therapy dog.
Officers with the Franklin Police department had worked diligently to collect toys for needy children this holiday season, but noticed that some of those toys were disappearing. The culprit turned out to be their own therapy dog.Delivery driver spends 25 minutes building a wall of parcels all for one house
Footage from the US shows a UPS delivery man making several trips to and from his loaded lorry to leave piles of cardboard packages in front of someone's garage.
Footage from the US shows a UPS delivery man making several trips to and from his loaded lorry to leave piles of cardboard packages in front of someone's garage.Peloton loses $942M in one day as backlash over 'sexist' holiday ad sends stock tumbling nearly 10%
Peloton Interactive Inc's stock fell 9.12 percent on Tuesday, and analysts attributed the drop to negative publicity over the exercise equipment company's Christmas commercial.
Peloton Interactive Inc's stock fell 9.12 percent on Tuesday, and analysts attributed the drop to negative publicity over the exercise equipment company's Christmas commercial.What if Nick Sandmann and Greta Thunberg Changed Places'
Imagine a weird alternate reality where Nick Sandmann got demonized by the media, and Greta Thunberg made into a global, prophetic icon.
Imagine a weird alternate reality where Nick Sandmann got demonized by the media, and Greta Thunberg made into a global, prophetic icon. Naughty list: B.C. mall fires 'fun-loving' Santa over cheeky Facebook pictures
A 69-year-old mall Santa from Penticton, B.C. is feeling less jolly than usual after after being fired over some cheeky photos.US: Alabama man stabs Baby Trump protest balloon
The 'Baby Trump' blimp was made famous by protesters in London in 2018. Organizers took it to Alabama ahead of Trump's attendance at a college football game, but an angry passerby stabbed it in the back.
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The 'Baby Trump' blimp was made famous by protesters in London in 2018. Organizers took it to Alabama ahead of Trump's attendance at a college football game, but an angry passerby stabbed it in the back. Staff evacuate koi from Dr. Sun Yat-Sen garden after deadly otter returns
Learning from last year's otter rampage, park staff removed the koi immediately after finding some dead - but officials are still not sure how the otter got into the garden.Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘
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STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘ Migrating Russian eagles run up huge data roaming charges
Russian scientists tracking eagles got huge SMS bills when some birds flew to Iran and Pakistan.ABC News mistakes footage from a Kentucky gun range as Turkish militant attack on Syria
Several media outlets have matched the footage to that from the Knob Creek Gun Range’s biannual 2017 machine gun shoot
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Several media outlets have matched the footage to that from the Knob Creek Gun Range’s biannual 2017 machine gun shootSquirrel news alert: More than 200 walnuts stashed in Pittsburgh couple's (running) car
The burning smell coming from the car was the result of a possible squirrel vendetta against the couple, figures Chris Persic
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The burning smell coming from the car was the result of a possible squirrel vendetta against the couple, figures Chris PersicIowa reporter who exposed charity fundraiser's historic racist tweets fired for his own offensive posts
An Iowa newspaper reporter who exposed racist tweets by a charity fundraiser has found himself out of a job after his own offensive posts were uncovered.
Funny | 81660 hits | 12:24 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An Iowa newspaper reporter who exposed racist tweets by a charity fundraiser has found himself out of a job after his own offensive posts were uncovered. Fremont Police Tesla Near-Dead Battery Forces Officer Off PursuitFunny | 81507 hits | 10:08 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Elizabeth May's history troublesFunny | 81601 hits | 10:35 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Elizabeth May likens the fight against climate change to the Dunkirk evacuations. But historians say she has many of her facts wrong.Kenyan MP demands law to combat FARTING on planes and anti-flatulence drugs for passengers
Kenyan MP Lilian Achieng Gogo said that farting can cause 'discomfort and insecurity on board' flights. She suggested using anti-flatulent drugs and said passing wind can cause passengers to fight.
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Kenyan MP Lilian Achieng Gogo said that farting can cause 'discomfort and insecurity on board' flights. She suggested using anti-flatulent drugs and said passing wind can cause passengers to fight. Maxime Bernier to face off against Maxime Bernier in Quebec ridingFunny | 81454 hits | 9:58 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
MONTREAL - People's Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier will be facing a challenging opponent in his Quebec riding of Beauce - Maxime Bernier. Caught on camera: Bear has uncanny knack for breaking into cars
The bear didn’t take anything and wandered off, but Terri McPhail swears she’ll lock her car doors from now on.Family of British jihadi dubbed 'Hungry Hamza' for complaints about missing KFC plead for his return
The family of Hamza Parvez have called for him to return to UK and face justice. Parvez left for Syria aged 19, one of the first Britons to join ISIS, in 2014, but is being held in jail by Kurdish forces.
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The family of Hamza Parvez have called for him to return to UK and face justice. Parvez left for Syria aged 19, one of the first Britons to join ISIS, in 2014, but is being held in jail by Kurdish forces.D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA after drug test revealed pregnancy
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Bank robber's note demanding money included his name and address: FBI
Investigators say a Cleveland bank robber made their job much easier because his note demanding money was written on the back side of a document bearing his name and address.
Investigators say a Cleveland bank robber made their job much easier because his note demanding money was written on the back side of a document bearing his name and address. Parks puts up toilet etiquette signs to help international tourists with outhouse useFunny | 81553 hits | 10:06 AM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Some new toilet ettiquette signs are popping up in the Canadian Rockies to show international visitors how to properly use outhouses. Windows smashed, ticket issued as parking job interferes with firefightersFunny | 81990 hits | 7:18 AM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Halifax firefighters had to break a car's windows to gain access to a hydrant, and then thread a hose across the back seats, after fire broke out in a strip mall in the city's south end. RCMP apologize for cat filter used on live stream of news conferenceFunny | 81832 hits | 1:40 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
E. Division is saying sorry after an unfortunate incident during a live news conference where the RCMP were updating reporters on a double homicide that happened in northern BC earlier this week.The man behind 'Storm Area 51' reveals his identity, says viral Facebook page was just a joke
The Facebook event organizer didn't realize his comical call to invade one of the most secretive and mysterious locations on Earth would become a rally cry
Funny | 81545 hits | 12:37 PM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Facebook event organizer didn't realize his comical call to invade one of the most secretive and mysterious locations on Earth would become a rally cry 
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau criticized President Donald Trump’s racist tweets towards four congresswomen declaring that Canadians would not tolerate such hateful words and actions unless it was legislation passed by the Quebec government. McLaren driver only had car for 10 minutes before ticket, impound: police
A Coquitlam man didn't get long to enjoy his new car, say West Vancouver police. New Heinz condiment Mayochup has an unfortunate translation in CreeFunny | 81707 hits | 12:16 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
'We the Cree people are laughing about it because of what it means in our language,' says Grand Chief Jonathan Solomon Chinese tycoon's son complains about B.C. taxes on purchase of $5M supercar
A Chinese tycoon’s son took to Instagram to complain about British Columbia’s taxes – upset that he was paying more than $900,000 in fees on the purchase of a $5 million supercar. Funny | 81655 hits | 10:58 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is apologizing for what critics called his "smug" response to protesters who hoped to draw his attention to mercury contamination in Grassy Narrows.Titania McGrath: 'Queen of woke Twitter culture' sheds his online mask
When a former Oxford University postgraduate student set up a satirical Twitter account in April 2018 under the name of Titania McGrath, he had no idea of the social media storm that was to follow.
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When a former Oxford University postgraduate student set up a satirical Twitter account in April 2018 under the name of Titania McGrath, he had no idea of the social media storm that was to follow.Mayor claims she was hate crime victim after 'yellow, sticky substance' found on car
Darnell Byrd McPherson, a Mayor from South Carolina, thought she was the victim of a hate crime after a 'yellow, sticky' substance was found on her car. A police report determined it was pollen.
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Darnell Byrd McPherson, a Mayor from South Carolina, thought she was the victim of a hate crime after a 'yellow, sticky' substance was found on her car. A police report determined it was pollen. Peculiar paving job raises eyebrows in Montreal
A cone has become one with the sidewalk on Papineau Avenue.Scorned lovers can name a cockroach after their ex then have it fed to a meerkat
An El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your exes and then feed it to a meerkat live on video this Valentine’s Day.
An El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your exes and then feed it to a meerkat live on video this Valentine’s Day. Does it get more Canadian than a Zamboni in a ditch'?
The Nova Scotia owner of the Zamboni that's the subject of a widely shared photo on Facebook says powerful winds from a winter storm that blew through the area Sunday into Monday slid the ice resurfacing machine into the ditch.Civil rights attorney forced to apologize for saying BLACK radio host has 'white privilege'
Civil rights attorney Areva Martin was embarrassed live on air Tuesday when she was scolded by Sirius XM radio host David Webb who she said possessed white privilege.
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Civil rights attorney Areva Martin was embarrassed live on air Tuesday when she was scolded by Sirius XM radio host David Webb who she said possessed white privilege. 'Horrendous' bomb-defusing game for kids sold at Walmart offends some shoppers
A kids' bomb-defusing game sold in Canada at Walmart has offended some shoppers who find it inappropriate. In the U.S., Target has already stopped selling the item following complaints. Massive Manitoba snow maze vying for world record
A massive snow maze just south of Winnipeg may be the biggest the world has ever seen. 
People walking by a house in Wanneroo, north of Perth, reported hearing a man repeatedly yelling "Why don't you die?" along with the sound of a screaming child.
RCMP to launch food delivery service to compete with Uber Eats and DoorDash
Due to budget cuts, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are now offering a food delivery service to supplement their operating costs. The initiative, called RCMP Eats, allows for officers who aren’t currently responding to a call to deliver takeout food to Back to Canada News
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