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People walking by a house in Wanneroo, north of Perth, reported hearing a man repeatedly yelling "Why don't you die?" along with the sound of a screaming child.
RCMP to launch food delivery service to compete with Uber Eats and DoorDash
Due to budget cuts, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are now offering a food delivery service to supplement their operating costs. The initiative, called RCMP Eats, allows for officers who aren’t currently responding to a call to deliver takeout food to President Turmip announces wall to be built on UAlberta-MacEwan border
If you’ve ever been irked by the presence of lower lifeforms on your campus, you might have to be irked no longer. At a press conference this week, President Davald Turmip unveiled a plan to build a physical wall along the northern border of the Universit
No punch line here! A bear had no trouble opening a door as it strolled into a California Highway Patrol office in a Truckee.Man's prank to sell girlfriend on eBay leads to $119K bid
When a British man wanted to troll his girlfriend by putting her up for auction on eBay, the tongue-in-cheek ad led to a bidding war that topped out at $119,000.
When a British man wanted to troll his girlfriend by putting her up for auction on eBay, the tongue-in-cheek ad led to a bidding war that topped out at $119,000.Good Samaritan driver revives squirrel after car scare
A motionless squirrel lying spread-eagled on its back has been coaxed back from the apparent brink of death by a driver who performed chest compressions beside a Minnesota road.
A motionless squirrel lying spread-eagled on its back has been coaxed back from the apparent brink of death by a driver who performed chest compressions beside a Minnesota road. WOMAN SUES SAMSUNG FOR $1.8M AFTER CELL PHONE GETS STUCK INSIDE HER VAGINAFunny | 85251 hits | 10:07 PM on Sunday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Weather Channel defends reporter captured swaying in Florence winds as 2 people walk behind him
The Weather Channel defended veteran meteorologist Mike Seidel who was captured in a viral video attempting to compose himself as winds hit him but two people were seen walking behind him with no difficulty.
Funny | 84890 hits | 11:44 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Weather Channel defended veteran meteorologist Mike Seidel who was captured in a viral video attempting to compose himself as winds hit him but two people were seen walking behind him with no difficulty. Vancouver Airport latest victim of power outlet sticker prank sweeping North America
Vancouver International Airport is the latest victim of a fake outlet sticker prank sweeping airports across North America since last year.Sadiq Khan bikini-clad blimp to be flown over London in protest at 'Trump Baby'
Yanny Bruere, 28, organiser of a 'Make London Safe Again' raised more than £58,000 online to pay for the blimp of Mr Khan following the furore over the 20ft balloon, dubbed ‘Trump Baby’.
Funny | 85350 hits | 12:40 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Yanny Bruere, 28, organiser of a 'Make London Safe Again' raised more than £58,000 online to pay for the blimp of Mr Khan following the furore over the 20ft balloon, dubbed ‘Trump Baby’. 
Edmonton hosted what’s being billed as Canada’s first-ever Flat Earth conference. We went inside — with two scientists for good measure. Two elderly men went missing. They were found rocking out at the world's biggest heavy metal festival
The men — who were not identified by authorities — were located "disoriented and dazed" at the Wacken at 3 a.m. Saturday, police said 
The upcoming event's Facebook page states that the conference will be held at West Edmonton Mall on Aug. 9-10, and over 2,000 people have marked that they are "interested" in attending. Man on tractor facing impaired charge after flight through golf course
A Wandering River man is facing impaired driving charges after he allegedly drove through a local golf course on a tractor.Egypt zoo accused of painting donkey to look like a zebra
Cairo's International Garden municipal park denies painting black stripes on the animal.
Cairo's International Garden municipal park denies painting black stripes on the animal.Zsa Zsa, the World's Ugliest Dog, Was Quite a Hit on 'Fox & Friends'
The "Fox & Friends" team was enthralled Wednesday morning with the winner of the 30th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest.
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The "Fox & Friends" team was enthralled Wednesday morning with the winner of the 30th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest.Minor League Baseball Team to Fans Outraged by 'Millennial Night': Come and Tell Us 'IRL'
Funny | 85056 hits | 1:55 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Server of justice: Video shows waitress taking down butt-grabbing customer
Funny | 84970 hits | 12:23 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Hilarious moment politics professor's cat interrupts live TV interview by leaping on his HEAD
A politics interview was interrupted when a cat climbed onto a professor's head. Dr Targalski wasn't phased and carried on talking.
Funny | 85323 hits | 12:10 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A politics interview was interrupted when a cat climbed onto a professor's head. Dr Targalski wasn't phased and carried on talking.Second civil war letters: Alex Jones conspiracy ignites a parody conflict
Parody letters from a "second civil war" to topple Donald Trump flood Twitter on the Fourth of July.
Parody letters from a "second civil war" to topple Donald Trump flood Twitter on the Fourth of July. Ontario teacher's licence suspended for two months after telling student to 'lick me where I fart'Funny | 99976 hits | 10:06 PM on Tuesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
The Dunnville Secondary School teacher admitted to everything from slapping a student to telling another that 'it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together' during the 2015-16 school year Man who 'travelled from the year 6491' and says he's stuck in 2018 has PASSED a lie detector testFunny | 85384 hits | 10:55 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A man named 'James Oliver' claimed to be from the year 6491 - and PASSED a lie detector when questioned on his story. He has made incredible claims about the future of planet earth. Sherwood Park video shows Canada geese can fly off the handle
They say no good deed goes unpunished. That's the lesson a man in Sherwood Park likely learned this week when he unwittingly entered into a game of duck, duck,goose with a real pro — an actual goose. 
People in glass offices should probably watch where they’re going. Collisions have been one very clear downside of Apple’s $427 million spaceship office.. Husband screams abuse at wife after secretly filming herFunny | 86915 hits | 12:11 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A suspicious husband has been filmed trying catch his wife cheating on him by paying hidden camera crew company To Catch A Cheater to put her to the ultimate test.Adam Schiff spoofed with Russian claim of nude Trump pic
The ranking Democrat on the House Intel Committee told serial Russian pranksters he would pass their claims of naked Trump pictures and secret meetings to do deals on sanctions to the FBI.
Funny | 88467 hits | 12:18 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The ranking Democrat on the House Intel Committee told serial Russian pranksters he would pass their claims of naked Trump pictures and secret meetings to do deals on sanctions to the FBI. Flat Earther reveals the real reason NASA is lying to us that the Earth is round | Metro News
This week, The Flat Earth International Conference took place in North Carolina – attracting a swarm of people who genuinely believe the Earth is some sort of pancake thing.Conservatives are more attractive than liberals
Researchers from Susquehanna University and Illinois State University have found that attractive people have an easier life and are more likely to be conservative.
Researchers from Susquehanna University and Illinois State University have found that attractive people have an easier life and are more likely to be conservative. Green Party defends Elizabeth May after accusations of workplace bullyingFunny | 85780 hits | 4:25 PM on Saturday | posted by ShepherdsDog
Three former Green Party employees allege that leader Elizabeth May created a hostile work environment by yelling at and insulting employees. Montreal police pranked by a car snow sculpture
After a major snowstorm dumped 36 cm of snow over the city, Montrealer Simon Laprise decided to make the best of his Sunday afternoon. Millennial earning $24,000 builds her TFSA and dreams of home ownershipFunny | 87019 hits | 1:05 PM on Thursday | posted by shockedcanadian
Leave presents, take brother! Sister's message for Santa packs a punch
A St. John's girl came up with an ingenious plan to get Santa's attention — and get rid of her pesky older brother. Their mom said he laughed off the good-natured joke, but we'll find out if he'll still be laughing when Santa comes down the chimney. Ho-ho-no! Santa photos gone wrong
Not everyone is a fan of the man in red. Just because he's jolly and delivers toys doesn't make everyone an automatic fan of Santa Claus.How this man tricked TripAdvisor into listing his shed as London's No. 1 rated restaurant
Oobah Butler built so much hype with his totally fake restaurant, people called from all over the world trying to get reservations.
Oobah Butler built so much hype with his totally fake restaurant, people called from all over the world trying to get reservations. Drivers keep hitting large rock in suburban Calgary parking lot
There's a giant rock surrounded by yellow-painted curbs in a northwest Calgary parking lot and drivers can't seem to stop hitting it.Selfie-service: Man cooks Waffle House meal as worker sleeps
WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. — When a man found the only worker at an empty South Carolina Waffle House asleep, he took his meal into his own hands.On Facebook , Alex Bowen chronicled with selfies how he made his own double Texas bacon cheese steak melt
Funny | 85187 hits | 12:23 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. — When a man found the only worker at an empty South Carolina Waffle House asleep, he took his meal into his own hands.On Facebook , Alex Bowen chronicled with selfies how he made his own double Texas bacon cheese steak melt Emotional support pig goes hog wild on jet and gets the bootFunny | 85043 hits | 1:01 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Talk about swine-ish behaviour!A US Airways passenger was given the heave-ho off a jet when her emotional support pig went hog-wild during a flight from Connecticut. Vancouver driver busted with cellphone, tablet attached to steering wheelFunny | 85251 hits | 12:16 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Meet the guy who trolls phone scammers until they ask him to stop calling
Most people ignore it when they get a call from a swindler posing as an agent from Revenue Canada, not Kevin Underhill. Catherine McKenna demands reporter's outlet stop calling her 'climate Barbie' in terse exchangeFunny | 84827 hits | 8:09 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Environment Minister Catherine McKenna pounces on a Rebel Media reporter at the closing news conference of the environment ministers’ meeting in Vancouver, demanding his organization stop calling her a “climate Barbie.”Russian porn star Elena Berkova will stand against Putin
Elena Berkova from the city of Murmansk in northwest Russia, who also stood for mayor of Sochi, posted a video on Instagram outlining her plans including banning long skirts.
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Elena Berkova from the city of Murmansk in northwest Russia, who also stood for mayor of Sochi, posted a video on Instagram outlining her plans including banning long skirts.Emmanuel Macron's dog pees on gilded Elysee Palace fireplace as cameras roll
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Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Painting Soviet Monuments To Look Like American Superheroes | Earthly MissionFunny | 85481 hits | 4:30 AM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
According to a report by the Moscow Times, pranksters in Bulgaria are repainting Soviet-era monuments so that Soviet military heroes look like American Superheroes. Needless to say, the Russians are not too happy about it:
Russia is demanding t Former PM Harper is convinced Trump is not bluffing about pulling the plug on NAFTAFunny | 86820 hits | 5:09 AM on Thursday | posted by shockedcanadian
Americans abandon sanity, protest McDonald's and threaten lawsuits after chain runs out of Szechuan sauce
Many took to Twitter to blast the chain for 'lying' and leading many to drive for hours to try and sample a sauce they likely hadn't even heard of just a few months ago $1,200 Versace sweater looks a lot like old Vancouver Canucks uniform
Italian clothing brand Versace appears to have ripped off the Vancouver Canucks’ old jersey design, with a pricey new sweatshirt listed featuring a design that strongly resembles the Canucks’ old “flying skate” logo.Back to Canada News
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