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One paragraph reads: "Winnipeg. The very name conjures up ghastly images of tumbleweed rolling across a snowy wasteland splattered with the blood of dead baby seals, dreadful beer with a dash of maple syrup and a Prime Minister who speaks French. What could possibly be worse?"
Thomas, who has never visited this country, said the insults were meant to be tongue-in-cheek.
That's one hell of a tongue-in-cheek comment!
An actual reporter?
I wouldn't trust this guy if I KNEW it was true now. If he told me that clouds are made of water, I'd go find another source,
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"No offence intended. You should see what we say about your chums to the south ... "
First, what else have you said about Canada?
Then maybe we can see some of thee... uh... jokes about your buddies to the south....
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Thomas also refers to Winnipeg as a "hick town in possibly the third-worldishest first-world country on the planet."
Maybe someone took a picture of a garbage can in New York, sent it to this guy and told him is was Winnipeg? I don't know how he got this image.