[Newsbot]

Title: Yukon man seeks $12M for space rock damage
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-10-21 21:09:08
Canadian

[gerv]

If this works. I had a bunch of stuff they stole of me as well.

[raydan]

$1:

Sabo said he believes the growths were extraterrestrial

Crazy, drunk, or a bit of both.

$1:

He tried unsuccessfully to market his find in the United States...

Not worth much.

$1:

Sabo, who is representing himself...

No chance in hell of winning this case.

[Brenda]

No lawyer who wanted to risk their reputation on it

[Public_Domain]

WHY IS THIS NEWS.

[QBC]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

WHY IS THIS NEWS.

You Commie Bastard!!!

You're already trying to control the media with your red hoard ideology. You red devils probably stole the meteor to fund some type of coup de ta attempt...I'm on to you mister!!!

[Public_Domain]

I notice that he has three friends testifying for him, completely...

So I guess what went down is some scientist scooped off a chunk for some weird reason and this was probably the one time it was a completely crazy person who claimed the rock. Scientist bad, crazy person bad.

Now let me consider it from another perspective...

Perhaps he's desperate for the money, needs some food in the cabinet.

Though he apparently can travel from the Yukon to America back to Canada all willy-nilly trying to look for someone to sell the stupid truly worthless object too...

But ultimately it comes down to a child with a thing bitching about it. There's a war, people are starving... Come on CBC.

[QBC]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

There's a war, people are starving... Come on CBC.

Not all news is death and war MrC. If there were no stories like this that give people a chuckle or ones that make you smile, then what would be the point of it all. There is far more to life and life is just too damn short to be fixated on the negative in the world all the time. Smell a Rose MrC....

[raydan]

QBC QBC:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

There's a war, people are starving... Come on CBC.

Not all news is death and war MrC. If there were no stories like this that give people a chuckle or ones that make you smile, then what would be the point of it all. There is far more to life and life is just too damn short to be fixated on the negative in the world all the time. Smell a Rose MrC....

Communism makes that difficult, QBC.
If he smells a rose, then we'd all have to smell one, too.