[Nietzshe]

Please help me! I am at a loss as to what I should do. My schlong is much, much too large for me! I can barely walk! Whenever I see a sexy female my schlong tears right through my zipper! Is there anyone who knows about schlong reduction surgery of some kind? Is it expensive? Please help me!! I grow weary of females running from me in fright whenever they see my hardon! I cannot live like this any longer!

[Ripcat]

This should do the trick:

[ShepherdsDog]

Naw, as soon as he goes out into direct sunlight the magnifying glass will take care of his fantasy.

[Nietzshe]

Ripcat Ripcat:

This should do the trick:

Uh, no thanks. Suddenly I am quite pleased with this huge schlong of mine. Curious that you were interested in my schlong though. Lilly I understand but you? *flexes my wrist* My apologies but I do not swing that way.

[Ripcat]

Well, I was going to feed it to the dogs....

[Nietzshe]

Ripcat Ripcat:

Well, I was going to feed it to the dogs....

My but your dogs must be huge beasts if they are capable of eating something so large?

[Ripcat]

They'd play tug-of-war with it until it was ripped to shreds.

[Nietzshe]

Ripcat Ripcat:

They'd play tug-of-war with it until it was ripped to shreds.

How do they get their tiny maws around each end of it? That is like you claiming to have the ability to wrap your mouth around the end of a telephone pole. It cannot be done.

[ShepherdsDog]

Ripcat Ripcat:

They'd play tug-of-war with it until it was ripped to shreds.

Ripcat,

I thought you said that you guys raised these beasts. Two nibbles and it'd be gone.

[Ripcat]

Yeah, they'd make quick work of it.

[RUEZ]

Nietzshe Nietzshe:

My but your dogs must be huge beasts if they are capable of eating something so large?

You're talking about your ego right?

[Nietzshe]

RUEZ RUEZ:

Nietzshe Nietzshe:

My but your dogs must be huge beasts if they are capable of eating something so large?

You're talking about your ego right?

An ego? What's that?