[Yogi]

ash_wednesday ash_wednesday:

So..soft drinks may cause cancer? Good thing I stopped drinking that stuf years ago. Hardest thing to do but now I'm really glad I did.

Some cancers are hereditary! How else to explain people who have never 'lit one up', dying of lung cancer?Barring accidents and 'other' untimely deaths, everyone in my family, smokers -drinkers non-smokers-non-drinkers, both sides either/or stroked-out,heart attack-cancer or a combination thereof.Everything causes cancer!
I gotta news flash for ya. You ain't gettin outta this world alive!
To that end, in one week I consume 3-12's of pepsi,1lb of coffee(with sugar and cofee mate, (cofee mate is a great hand cleaner, by the way), 1/2lb of expresso, 2 lb of butter,a lot of red meat & potatoes,chocolate, icecream, candy as well as a carton of smokes and a pouch of pipe tobacco and about every other thing that has been deemed 'bad for consumption!
I know what you just gotta be thinkin! But I just got back the results of my physical, bloodwork-heart-lung-cholesterol,physical abilities- as tested by Dynacare Kasper Medical Laboratories. The Drs. are exasperated because my results are what athletes-in-training strive for!It also drives my health-nut son-in-law crazy! lol Anyone got an explanation for this?
( yes I did get a copy of the results to back up my claim)

[ash_wednesday]

Yeah.....ok then.

[kaetz]

Yogi Yogi:

ash_wednesday ash_wednesday:

The Drs. are exasperated because my results are what athletes-in-training strive for!It also drives my health-nut son-in-law crazy! lol Anyone got an explanation for this?
( yes I did get a copy of the results to back up my claim)

no... just envy...
but i don't actually make these tests, i prefer to think that i'm healthy. I do feel healthy until someone tells me i got a problem.

[Zoraja]

kaetz kaetz:

Yogi Yogi:

ash_wednesday ash_wednesday:

The Drs. are exasperated because my results are what athletes-in-training strive for!It also drives my health-nut son-in-law crazy! lol Anyone got an explanation for this?
( yes I did get a copy of the results to back up my claim)

no... just envy...
but i don't actually make these tests, i prefer to think that i'm healthy. I do feel healthy until someone tells me i got a problem.

I know the feeling, my doc envies my BP, 90/60. He says I will probably never have high blood pressure. Actually its pretty funny, most of the time they have to use a manual BP cuff because the automatic ones say Im dead.

[PluggyRug]

$1:

Actually its pretty funny, most of the time they have to use a manual BP cuff because the automatic ones say Im dead.

I have the same problem

Will have to start smoking again I need to get healthy enough for the golf season.

[becks10]

Soft drinks cause cancer....what doesn't these days

Zoraja Zoraja:

Actually its pretty funny, most of the time they have to use a manual BP cuff because the automatic ones say Im dead.

LoL nice,

[ash_wednesday]

kaetz kaetz:

Yogi Yogi:

ash_wednesday ash_wednesday:

The Drs. are exasperated because my results are what athletes-in-training strive for!It also drives my health-nut son-in-law crazy! lol Anyone got an explanation for this?
( yes I did get a copy of the results to back up my claim)

no... just envy...
but i don't actually make these tests, i prefer to think that i'm healthy. I do feel healthy until someone tells me i got a problem.

But..uhm....I didn't write that..

[Zoraja]

sure thats what they all say.